What Not To Do

Not totally sure what this episode is about. Didn’t really have time to stop and listen to it. I’m betting something goes wrong with our phones or sound board.

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Ever wondered how a condom works? We briefly go over that. Been lead on by a guy? Yep. Tackle that one too. Sean Quinn gets a little snippy with callers and we delve into why Kesha sucks.

Jean drops by again and we’re joined by Sean’s friend, Virshayna. Mmh. I wonder. That must be a Jewish name.

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I’d like to point out that at this point, we had had many shows and I had tons of experience running that soundboard. That being said, IT ALL KEEPS GOING TO HELL! Son of a…

We doubled the gay on the show here. Not only did we have Adam, but we had Tiffany’s friend Jean.

We cover every topic imaginable from Carl Castle to Space Ghost. Also, we discuss friends and Facebook. I can’t tell you who we were talking about.

I realize I haven’t updated in a while, but you are about to experience an onslaught of updates this week. Prepare to have your minds blown.

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Listen to Tiffany and Miranda talk about how important feminism is.

Listen to Amin not particularly care.

Listen to Dan read comics while all this is going on.

Listen to Sean not be there. Glorious silence or painful emptiness? You decide.

Also introducing Adam. He finally got time off of work and made it in to see us.

For some reason we get onto the topic of Anime, gay anime porn, and a myriad of other topics.

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You’ll start listening to this show and get confused. “Is that Miranda” “No. It can’t be. She’s gone off to fight in the Crusades.” “I don’t know… it sounds a lot like her.” “What do you mean?” “It sounds… gingery.” “I like ginger bread men. You think you can eat gingers like you can eat ginger bread men?”

See that tangent? That’s why we have the radio show and you stay at home listening to us and carrying on conversations like that. Yes, it is Miranda. School was particularly nuts for her last semester, but now she is back. Will she stay? Will she just make visits? Will Lisa and Chad ever get together? Does Lisa know that Chad is sleeping with her evil half sister Gretel? That, and more on this weeks… WHAT NOT TO DO!

SPADOOSH!

Oh yeah. It was Friday the 13th. Nothing particularly frightening happened.

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The only way to describe this episode would be to call it The Racism Episode. For the first 30 minutes of the show, we are forced to defend ourselves after being called racist. That being said, it was some funny stuff.

Also in this episode, Sean decides to stop by. He is there, then he isn’t, then he is, then he isn’t. He’s very mysterious.

As always, make sure you’re our fan on Facebook. Look us up. It’s fun. We can chat. Maybe go get a bite to eat? Gnosh on something? A nice repast? Then, we go back to your place and the real fun begins.

You’ve just been hit on by What Not To Do.

What Not To Do: Awkwardly Awesome

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WE’RE BACK BITCHES! Eh… kind of.

You see, first they lost our application. WE FOUGHT BACK! By fighting back, we got them to let us on anyway. I begged a little, Sean might have shed a tear, Dan sold his soul, and Tiffany was sold into slavery of some sort for at least a fort night. However, we got on.

You’re probably wondering, “This says Show #13? Amin, have you lost count?” I would have to say, “No silly listener you. They just didn’t record our first show back.” I guess that will be one of those shows that will go down in history.

As for this show, they only managed to get the first hour. It’s a good hour and should be enough to give you guys a feel of where we are going this season. New studio, new logo, same time and same goofy cast. We have more mics now and are welcome to having guests when we can.

Also, be sure to become fans of us on Facebook. Just do a search for What Not To Do on Knightcast Radio and we should be the only ones that pop up. Subscribe to our podcasts here or in iTunes.

Remember… keep on listening. If you don’t, we’ll have to kill this goldfish. Do you want that kind of blood on your hands? No? Neither do I. Fish smell.

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So this is late, but I’ve been busy.

First of all, if you want to hear some really funny and awkward radio then this is the episode for you. Holy Crap! Dan and I were left to our own devices and ran out of news stories fast. I even dipped into my emergency stash of songs that are irregularly long and played American Pie. However, that being said, it was damn fun. I think the secret to having fun with these shows is to just recognize them as being fun and embracing them for how zany they become. But if Tiffany hadn’t shown up then the last half of the show would have just been Dan and I discussing some stupid crap.

We’re off for the next week or so that I know of. Knightcast does this between the semesters. However, I’ll give you guys some photos of the studio I took during our last show. Those will have to hold you off till next week. Maybe by then I’ll have made up a Best of to put up here.

To get to see all the photos, go to our photobucket page. I’ll go ahead and put it up on the sidebar too.

If for some reason you are scared of photobucket, the pictures are also up on our fan page on Facebook. Really, you should be fans of us anyway. It’s alright. You have permission.

Keep an eye out on our Cafe Press store. I’m going to fill that up with new stuff and the new logo which you see currently plastered all over our site. I think it is cool. I’ll come up with a name for the two of them soon.

HERE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS YET! I FINALLY GOT THE VIDEO OF QUINN AT STATE GETTING JUMPED BY VANCE! If you don’t know Vance, I’ll be sure to bring him on the show as soon as possible. Once I’ve had some time to edit the video, I’ll post it up here. However, don’t expect to see that one until our first show back.

As always, feel free to email me either on the new fan page or at ucfwhatnottodo@gmail.com as usual.

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Really? Have we had 10 shows? Time flies when you’re… doing something or other. As soon as I remember I’ll tell you.

To be honest, this week was slow. All of the interesting news stories are pretty much talked about by the time Friday night rolls around. Most of the time we end up sitting around throwing pencils into the ceiling until we think of something to talk about. However, using my keen sense of radio ha ha and a small payout from my stockpile of cash that escaped the stock market, I was able to buy us a little humor. Sometime around 90 minutes into the show or so, I was able to orchestrate some events that could be called nothing less then priceless. They were beautiful. Ballads will be written about it. I strongly urge you to listen through.

Next week’s podcast is not only going to include the show, but a small walk through of what our studios actually look like. Be sure to catch that.

FUN! That is what time flies like. What a lousy line that is. Time should fly like something cool. Millennium Falcon? Yeah… time flies like the Millennium Falcon.

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The name of this show should really be “Love: Your Automobile and You!” Almost a full 30 minutes was spent talking about car sex. This was not about having sex in a car, but sex with a car. Yeah. Creepy as hell I know. Hence, this is why we took 30 minutes out of our lives to talk about it.

Julian’s brother called in and talked about NYU and how guys screw themselves over by becoming friends. The moral of the story is to just ignore women and expect them to throw themselves at you. While this isn’t true, you can listen to the show and derive your own answers.

Here is a picture of the car sex guy. I thought some of you might be interested. If you feel so inclined to read the article, you can click on the hyperlink below or on one of the pictures.

Man admits ‘having sex’ with 1,000 cars

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